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- When provoked, Cherie Lai will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- Native Americans never actually ate Cherie Lai; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- If you put a drop of liquor on Cherie Lai, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Cherie Lai.
- Cherie Lai cannot jump.
- Cherie Lai became extinct in England in 1486.
- India tested its first nuclear Cherie Lai in 1974!
- Cherie Laiolatry is the mindless worship of Cherie Lai.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Cherie Lai.
- Pacman was originally called Cherie Laiman.
- Ideally, Sidney Ong should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Sidney Ong is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than Sidney Ong.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Sidney Ong!
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Sidney Ong.
- Sidney Ong cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Sidney Ong.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Sidney Ong.
- Olive oil was used for washing Sidney Ong in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Sidney Ong for the rest of the day.
donkey
i'm wondering what is the point of me being ball rep when some of my batchmates insist on booking tables for the ball through someone else when they're supposed to go through me. i wouldn't mind if it went smoothly, but there are problems. the list for 2 tables goes from her to the treasurer, then to the president, then to me. then i have to ask them to rearrange themselves(23 people), with 3 people joining other tables, in order to fit 2 tables which seat 10. (sorry if you're confused) and when they manage to do that, instead of giving the list to me, they pass it to her again. so now the president has to ask the treasurer to pass it back to me so i can fill in the form for tables from my batch. what is the point of making us go around in circles?? sheesh.
cherie's theory of ulcers
i have a theory that alcohol cures mouth ulcers. but you'll have to drink substantial amounts of it. i had an ulcer on new years eve. the next day it was better. i had an ulcer again during the cny steamboat party. the next day it was better.
i have 2 ulcers in my mouth now. one is freaking huge, and it looks like they're threatening to join into one humongous ulceration near the left corner of my lips. the one mouthful of alvin's vodka the other night didn't help. anyone for an alcohol party? haha.
updated, paul. your turn.
yoghurt
natural flavoured yoghurt without fruit tastes bad. like cheese but...just bad. yuck!
spm results
alvin lai says there are 20 people who got straight A1s in lodge this year. beat our year by one. hehe.
congrats to amy lai xiu ching for getting straight As!! i'm sure it must have been due to your wonderful sister's support and influence. you can thank me by sharing whatever you get for your results. O:)
lalala
my
new year resolutions went down the drain two weeks into sem 3. i'm still lazy and i eat as slowly as ever. and not only have i not been doing daily revision, i have even failed to pay attention in lectures. biopharmacy is next monday. i've been meaning to start studying since last sunday but until now, all i've read is a few pages of the module notes. i'm dead meat. sigh.
spent yesterday with my parents. it seems like whenever i go out with my mom, she has to force me to buy something. so i finally chose two shirts. which is the total opposite of my sister who buys way too much stuff even when we tell her not to. she seems to think money falls from the skies above. if you're reading this amy, this is another reminder for u to
stop shopping!!
anyways, gtg now. naz has got her car and is taking us out for dinner tonight. :)
my orientation group rocks
we're the siew pao and we're proud to be,
we're gonna rock our team to victory,
with sugar and spice and everything nice,
we are hot but as cool as ice!
haha. went to midvalley with the cha siew paos yesterday. we were supposed to watch a movie but we ended up sitting in chilli's for 2 hours and by the time we went to buy movie tickets, all the good seats were full. we ended up bowling instead. which was fun. i had a final score of 66. i beat khai yong! haha. and vincent eventually bowled without his fingers in the holes just for fun. then we took ages to decide where to eat dinner. met aaron and jin werne shopping and invited them for dinner too. we finally went to secret recipe where the waiter laughed at khai yong when he ordered iced lemon tea halfway through his super spicy tom yam kung. and we told chia hong more lame jokes. he's really just one big kid. haha.
siew pao rocks,
siew pao keng,
siew pao mou tak teng!
