Nonsensical Nothings

the creation of monsters

once upon a time, 2 innocent little bunnies were brought into this world by their mother bunny. however, their owner separated them n decided to sell the babies in the tuesday nite market at sri petaling. coincidentally, A and B were strolling along at the market during that fateful nite when A caught sight of the rabbits. A decided to buy one of them n convinced B to buy the other.

so they brought the rabbits back home to their apartment on the 28th floor without the consent of their other housemates n bought a huge cage for their new pets. oh, the little creatures were adorable. but A and B live in an apartment. where would the rabbits be able to run about? no problem, they can just run abt the whole apartment. after all, the cage is too big for them n they can keep escaping anyway. but what abt their faeces and urine? no problem there either. they can just do their business wherever they please, even on ppl's shoes and on the cleaning utensils. and the cage has to be placed in the middle of the living room because the poor rabbits might get cold if left out on the balcony. but what abt the sawdust all over floor? after all, one of the tenants is asthmatic. oh it's ok, just as long as the rabbits r comfortable. and what if the rabbits r hot? simple, they shud have their own little air conditioner. so A and B buy a can of drink n freeze it. then they place the can in the rabbits' cage as their mini air cond. brilliant idea! the can of drink can be used over n over again by putting it in the freezer when it is no longer cold. but what abt all the food in the fridge? don worry, the can is clean. after all, the can is rinsed with water before being placed in the freezer again. all the germs and bacteria will be gone.

and thus, 2 innocent creatures were transformed into little monsters who r hated by all the apartment tenants except A and maybe B. for B has also gotten sick of the rabbits n is neglecting them. but A's love for the rabbits will never die; except maybe if they do their business all over his room....

posted by Cherie @ 5:31 pm