Monday, July 31, 2006

bored again

this is punny. haha.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

you know i'm seriously bored when...

...i put up three posts in a day. and even more so if i put two within half an hour. so here's number 3. (even though it's just a link. that ky gave me. haha.)

i am khai yong's master

khaiyong- says:
shit la
khaiyong- says:
i foresee many pimples
Cherie says:
haha
Cherie says:
well u said makeup can cover ath
khaiyong- says:
hahha
khaiyong- says:
i dunno
khaiyong- says:
u should know better
khaiyong- says:
ms. makeup lai
Cherie says:
i don wear makeup mr smooth ng
khaiyong- says:
yes u do u put on THICK make up and sit next to ** **** and make her look normal
Cherie says:
lol
Cherie says:
n here i was thinking my makeup looked so natural
Cherie says:
drats u saw thru it
khaiyong- says:
hahaha
khaiyong- says:
u put thicker than micheal jackson
Cherie says:
i guess u must know a lot abt make up then
Cherie says:
to see thru my skillfuly painted face
khaiyong- says:
ahh
khaiyong- says:
u recognise my talent
Cherie says:
yes indeed
Cherie says:
wud u like to become my disciple in this glorious art?
khaiyong- says:
YES MASTER
Cherie says:
very well, we begin tomoro
Cherie says:
bring ur water coloring set
Cherie says:
we shall start with painting
Cherie says:
a good brush technique is essential
khaiyong- says:
ooooh
khaiyong- says:
i cant wait to try on my new masscara and eyeliner

lol. i am his master

Part 7 - ???

"quick, out the window!" vanessa urged, "i've come to rescue you!"

without a word, i obeyed. i felt a deep sense of trust in her. besides, there would be time for questions later. the important thing now was to escape from this horrible place.

i clambered down the waterpipe clumsily. i was obviously not in a good shape. the pipe creaked noisily and i was afraid it would not hold my weight. it took some time, but i finally made it down safely. vanessa practically slid down after me. she did it as effortlessly as an orang utan would. funny, why would i compare her to an orang utan?

anyway, she then grabbed my hand and ran down the dark alley. i tried to keep up with her. the moonlight cast a soft sheen on her beautiful brown hair. her hand was soft and warm in mine. i felt i must be in love with her.


then we heard voices. i was shaken out of my reverie. vanessa quickly pulled me down behind a dumpster. too late! we had been seen! footsteps approached...

Saturday, July 29, 2006

the internet is for porn?

this is funny. and catchy too. haha

Friday, July 28, 2006

sarawak club

my family have been members of sarawak club for as long as i can remember. i went swimming there, played in the playground, played badminton, played tennis, played basketball, went gymming, borrowed books from the library, ate there, watched astro.. but it burnt down yesterday. kuching won't be the same without it. :(

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

credit cards

so. me, naz, van and chia hong went to carrefour just now. i was the first one ready and i was waiting for them in front of a cashier coz it was empty and i could put my stuff on it. and while i was waiting, i was approached by 3 people selling(do you sell?) credit cards.

guy A spoke to me in english. he was promoting some ikea credit card. well, it looked like a credit card and it had the word ikea printed on it. i wasn't really paying attention coz i was busy saying no thanks. but he kept saying please help us la, like he was really pitiful, and i felt sorry for him but hey, i'm a student. i don't go to ikea and i don't have much money to spend. i don't need a ikea credit card.

girl B was also promoting ikea cards. she spoke to me in mandarin so i replied her as well as i could. she has some trust issues. after i told her i don't want a card, my conversation with her went something like this:
girl: (referring to a lady paying at the next cashier) is that your mom?
me: no
girl: (raises eyebrow disbelievingly) true ah?
me: yea. i'm just a student.
girl: izzit? how old are you?
me: 19
girl: (looks at me skeptically) really?
me: yea
i always thought i looked young for my age. or maybe i just look younger than my sis. haha.

when guy C approached me, i barely looked at the credit card he was promoting. i just said i didn't want it. it must be pretty tough doing sales.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

gay referee

click here

Sunday, July 23, 2006

broken mirror

i just broke my desk mirror. and my darling 8-ball has cursed me with seven years of bad luck. oh, no!

Part 2 - ???

(continued from khai yong upon his request)

a strange yellow plastic thing lay on the bedside table. i picked it up. it resembled a man..kindof. and for some strange reason, i had strong feelings towards it...like it played an important part in my life. i closed my eyes and could picture a table with black and yellow plastic figures just like this one. yes, my life definitely revolved around this little yellow man. i pocketed it and stood up to leave.
but before i'd gone three steps, i tripped over something. cursing, i turned around to look at it. there was a lifeless figure slumped on the floor. oh no, this is bad. i reached forward to check for signs of life. but just then, the door opened...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

you know what really grinds my gears?

noisy pipes. i turn on the tap and it starts rumbling and groaning and whining, and the water doesn't come out smoothly. now that, folks, is what really grinds my gears.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

superhero

Your results:
You are Robin























Robin
68%
Spider-Man
55%
Wonder Woman
55%
Superman
50%
Supergirl
45%
Hulk
45%
Catwoman
40%
Green Lantern
35%
The Flash
35%
Iron Man
35%
Batman
20%
Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Sunday, July 16, 2006

I.A.M.F.R.E.A.K.I.N.G.B.O.R.E.D.

i'm eating expired instant noodles at home by myself. i think the title speaks for itself.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

happy birthday to sidney ong!

photos from his surprise thingy last sunday:






erm..

i'm not sure if you guys know this, but people can read the questions you ask the 8-ball... but since it's anonymous i guess you can ask all you want. hehe

Thursday, July 13, 2006

lantern carnival

on tuesday, we finally went to see the asian lantern carnival outside the national sports complex
the langkawi eagle made of cds
fish, kissing a lady in the ali baba scene
some wedding scene, i think. i forgot what the words say

twin towers made of tiny glass bottles filled with coloured liquid
balls made of umbrellas
reliving our childhood

a statue that shoots green laser
erm..

a super long dragon made of plates, bowls, spoons, etc

tada!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

happy birthday to khai yong

alvin's laptop is back from repairs. yay!

anyway, click here for khai yong's version of his birthday celebration.

Monday, July 10, 2006

happy 20th birthday khai yong!

(this post is delayed coz i don’t have internet anymore now that alvin’s comp is spoilt.)

the 8th of july 2006 was a wonderful day for ng khai yong. the day before, he’d been deeply disappointed by us pharmers because we’d all made excuses to shoot down his suggestion for lunch at oug. we even ‘forgot’ to sms him happy birthday. however, on saturday, we showed up unexpectedly at his foosball tournament and he could not contain his joy.

the beautiful card we made for him(click to enlarge)

khai yong’s face, shocked to see us there

“i’m so happy to see you guys”

group photo

the me-ky-van traditional ball pose

khai yong re-reading our card for the thirtieth time with tears in his eyes while sitting on sree’s lap

we had dinner at:


khai yong with his ‘gold medalist’ drink

khai yong making a 5-minute birthday speech about how much he loves us

khai yong fed each of us his complimentary birthday cake…

…so hansel fed him a mouthful too

another group photo

he couldn't get enough of the card

chilling at ky’s bachelor pad


our booze for the night

the three people who turned red

me ending the night with some brilliant drum-playing